I’ve decided I want to get lots of books and have a bookshelf filled with different stories to take me away and let me get away from the real world
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”